-I once used a live rattle snake as a condom
-My family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
-I once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury
-I once punched a hole in a cow just to see what was coming up the road
-I drive a ice cream truck made of human skulls
-I need 8 hours of sleep a day, and then ten at night and I'm good
-I'd quit smoking cigarettes if I knew I wouldn't become one of those non-smokers
-That's actually me on the cover of the Rolling Stones' sticky fingers album

Here's a small story of my time out west during my travels all across the U.S.


I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!

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